Dick is putting together the mother of all joke sites!

Everybody gets a million of ‘em daily in their e-mail, but frankly, some of them are pretty crummy. Dick doesn’t know much…but he knows funny. So send your favorite, tasteless jokes today, and you’ll get credit for it right here on the site. Then, you can brag to your friends about how cool you think you are and you’ll have the (questionable) proof to back it up!

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Your Momma's so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass.

Added By : D. Taylor

Did you here about the 3 legged dog that walked into the saloon?

He was looking for the guy that shot his paw.

Added By : D. Taylor

A robber goes into a bank with a sack over his head. H walks up to the teller and is sweating like a pig. He pulls up his mask for a second to wipe his forehead and notices the clerk sees his face. "Saw my face didn't you?" asked the robber. "Y-yes," stammered the teller. The robber pulls out a gun and shoots the clerk. He then turns to a customer in line next to him and asked, "Did you see my face?" The customer says,"No, but I'm pretty sure my wife here did."

Added By : Erica L. Laroux

The owners of a chinese food restaurant were in bed getting ready to be romantic. The husband says, "Let's try something new - it's called a '69'". The wife says, "You want beef and broccoli?"

Added By : MELODY, IL

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:

To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,being 54 years old, can no longersatisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall return home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night he found the following letteron the dining room table:

To My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old and inform you that while you're at the Comfort Inn, I will be at The Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, he is 18 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

Added By : ERICA L

Yer mama is so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Added By : TIPTON

One day at work, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde man were eating lunch.
The red head guy opens his lunch and says, "I'm sick and tired of these tuna sandwiches! If my wife makes me another tuna sandwich, I am going to kill my self!!!!"
The brunette opens his lunch and says, "I'm sick and tired of these ham sandwiches! If my wife makes me another ham sandwich I am going to kill myself!!!!"
Then the blonde opens his lunch and says, "I'm sick and tired of these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! If my wife makes me another peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Im going to kill my self!!!!"
The next day they all killed themselves, and the red head wife says "I should have listened to him!!!!"
The brunette wife agrees.
Then the blonde wife says, "It's not my fault! He made his own sandwiches!!!"

Added By : Unknown

Yer mama is so fat that not even God can lift her spirit.

Added By : iBrandon

Yer Mama's feet stink sooo bad...

they make Odor Eaters puke.

Added By : Scott from mesquite,tx

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

Added By : Kyli

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